Things you don't want to hear....

From the builders that are here repairing our house...

"Hey Mick" snigger "you've gotta come and look at this"
"Fuck me, that's fucked" *chahortle*
"And look at this" more sniggering
"Isn't that suppose to be a weight baring support beam?"
"Yep" snigger
"Who ever built this deck has no fucking clue"
"I wouldn't let my mother in law live in this place mate, it's a fucking death trap"

Um, HELLO boys.... I CAN HEAR YOU!!
Talk about being made to feel safe and secure in your own hovel.....